Comic 37 - Lb Losers

2nd Feb 2010, 2:07 PM
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Lb Losers
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mcshumaker 2nd Feb 2010, 9:07 AM edit delete
The computer I normally scan the comics into is sick. Enjoy the return of ESSNN through the joy of digital photography!

For those who can't read the comic, even after clicking on the picture to make it giant, below is a transcript of today's comic's script. (Fun fact, this is pretty much the transcript for today's comic and how I normally write out script for every comic. Yeah,I know, it's surprising there are scripts behind these comics.)

TRANSCRIPT

So Not The Hunger Monster Header holds a box that reads "E.S.S.N.N.'s in LB LOSERS"

PANEL ONE

LB LOSER LEADER: "Welcome to Lb Losers! Introduce Yourself & Why you decided LB LOSERS is right for you!"

PANEL TWO:

GREG: "Hi, I'm Greg and I joined to lower my cholesterol."

PANEL THREE:

KELLY: "Hey, I'm Kelly and I joined to lose my preggers weight!"

PANEL FOUR:

M.C.: "Hi, I'm M.C. and I joined to prepare for the impending zombie apocalypse."

PANEL FIVE:

[Three heads of LEADER, KELLY, and GREG look on in shock.]

PANEL SIX:

M.C.: "Shots to the head will only go so far. Cardio is the ultimate zombie survival tool."


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One more note, I just realized that this coincides with the release of Zombieland on DVD today. I want to point out that prior to the release of Zombieland and it's number one rule, I was already working on my zombie survival workout.

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